To Whom It May Concern

FROM THE DESK OF Mr .Francis Gabrel
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO ,

 

DEAR PARTNER,

 

(ATTATCH IMPORTANCE)

(I think you forgot something)

I WISH THIS, MY PROPOSAL, MEET YOUR DUE CONSIDERATION AND KIND ATTENTION. I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS. $7.500, 000.00 Million United States Dollars). An amount which was no way cut and pasted by a robot who thinks decimals and commas are interchangeable and also, essentially promised you a quadrillion dollars by typing “million” WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO AND TO ALSO TREATMENT coming soon to Spiderman the Musical: Treatment, the verb! ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS OF HER ILLNESS.

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED MR. LILY CAI, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN SUBREGIONS; HE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER FOUR YEARS AND SINCE AFTER HIS DEMISE Well you could hardly expect him to be dead since before his demise. Even Marley didn’t pull that one off; NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE. I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND. DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER AND A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE LATE MR. LILY CAI HIS PROPERTIES sure doesn’t sound like a next of kin to me. Also, how often did Mr. Lily get teased in school?.

I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU ALL MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDANCE AND ADVICE More new verbs! YOU THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, ACCORDINGLY.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, WE SHALL ARRANGE AND AGREE ON PERCENTAGE (%), OF THE FUND FOR OURSELVES. I WISH THIS TRANSACTION INTEREST YOU, I WISH THIS EMAIL INTEREST ME REPLY TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, SO THAT I WOULD FORWARD TO YOU THE INDEPT inept details, you say? DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. I AM SOLIDLY BEHIND YOU *spins around* AND THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION,

TRY AND CALL ME ON MY DIRECT LINE: +226 – . . . . .

THANKS AND MY BEST REGARDS,

Mr .Francis Gabrel,

Aw, Mr .Francis, I’m touched you thought of me but alas, I was borned several many kinds of day before yesterday and cannot suggests a nomination bank account for your scammy scam scam scam.

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One Response to To Whom It May Concern

  1. Suzanne says:

    I snort laughed. Also, have you ever seen that epic email chain of the guy who responded to one of these and messed with the scammer for MONTHS before the poor guy figured out no one was *actually* going to send him their bank account number? Made me almost feel bad for the scammer!

    (I wish I had a link but can’t for the life of me remember what it was called)

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