I can’t even imagine how fun this will be when I can challenge him to a pillow fight on my roof and he can get here in under 20 minutes.
M: Oh, did you get $ from [relative] today?
She said she counted the coffee can money and sent me 1/7th of it
This is as bad as Bridget Jones’ diary
M: . . . . .
G: you told me the ending
two minutes into it
M It’s a romantic comedy based on a Jane Austen novel!
There was not a lot of surprise
some other movie
M You’ll probably get your 1/7th tomorrow
Unless she just likes me much better.
G: oh wait
I got my 6/7 today
M: TOO BAD I LIED AND GOT 27/9ths.
G: I LIED AS WELL AND GOT A MILLION FIFTHS
M: I HAVE ALL THE MONEY
[RELATIVE] SENT ME HER HOUSE
G: I INVENTED NEGOTIABLE CURRENCY
M: I STOLE ALL OF IT
G: FOOLED YOU IT WAS COUNTERFEIT ALL OF IT
M: I TURNED YOU IN TO THE COPS AND THEY’RE WAITING OUTSIDE WITH GUNS
G: I PAID THE COPS OFF AND THEY GAVE ME THEIR GUNS
M: THEY SHOT YOU WITH THEIR EXTRA GUNS AND YOU’RE DEAD
G: MORE FOOL YOU NOW YOUR PLACE IS HAUNTED AND I STILL HAVE GUNS
M: AND I STILL HAVE A CHECK FROM [RELATIVE]
G: BUT AS ABOVE IT IS OF DUBIOUS WORTH AT BEST
M: It’s not a check from /you/
I’m pretty sure [Relative]’s not a counterfeiter
G: but as above,
all currency is fake
or owned by me
ZOMBIE ARMY ATTACK
M: …..don’t change the subject