But for next year, some of these Star Wars inspired Adidas would be pretty effing sweet.
Except for one thing.
The only pair currently available on the Adidas website for women are these:
They are Princess Leia shoes. Raise your hand if you are a hetero woman who is in anyway obsessed enough with Carrie Fischer in a gold bikini to want her on your feet. Yeah. DEAR ADIDAS: WOMEN ARE _NOT_ THE ONES WHO CARE ABOUT THE GOLD BIKINI THING. GIVE US SOMETHING INSPIRED BY HARRISON FORD’S VEST.
I would much (MUCH) rather have any of these:
My partner-in-annoying-Twitter-memes @Spidey004 and I have come up with some helpful suggestions
Spidey: Maybe they can co-opt Nike’s slogan for their Air Yodas: "Just do it or just do not do it. There is no just try it."
MKP: I’m torn between wanting some, and not wanting the cognitive dissonance of straight men noticing my shoes
Spidey: Where are the Jawa-inspired sneakers? I want my Adidas Wootinis! (A Rifftrax reference)
MKP: Also missing: Any references to Cloud City, the droids you may or may not be looking for, and Space Jazz.
Spidey: They totally dropped the ball on this marketing opportunity as well: "Why’s that kid so cool? It’s gotta be the Boba Fetts!"
MKP: "Those can’t be real Star Wars shoes" "Are Too! …..D2!!!"
Spidey: Well, at least I hear the Leia Slave Bikini inspired Manolo Blahniks will be featured in Sex and the City 2.