Exchanges of words with Gigantor…

Verbatim Voicemail:

Hello MKP, this is Gigantor. Please call me back immediately if you know where the red thing that goes on the bottom of the Christmas tree is. Thanks! Bye. *click*

Keep in mind that I haven’t lived at home in 2.25 years and haven’t been home when the Christmas tree was acquired or dismantled in probably 4-5 years.

* * * * *

G: So, my theater friends and I like to joke about how sheltered we are by making fake drug deals with incorrect measurements. Like "Get me a league of meth."
M: You guys are weird. But you could have a league of meth – or you could have a line of coke that was a league long.
G: …But it would have no volume. A league is a measurement of distance.
M: What if the line was just like, one granule wide. That’s practically two-dimensional.
G: It would still have volume!
M: Fine. What if you had a cubic league, like a league wide by a league long by a league deep. Of heroin.
G: That would be an insane amount of heroin. None of us could afford that.
M: Now you’re just being difficult.
G: But I have volume.
M:…..

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6 Responses to Exchanges of words with Gigantor…

  1. tarpo says:

    a Parsec of smack? maybe 1.21 gigawatts of beer?

  2. tarpo says:

    a Parsec of smack? maybe 1.21 gigawatts of beer?

  3. Anonymous says:

    A league of gentlemen has volume.

  4. Anonymous says:

    A league of gentlemen has volume.

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