Sometimes I think it’d be nice to live in my brother’s brain – you wouldn’t be troubled by a constant awareness of current events, or kept busy a ton of things you remembered to do, or full of useless knowledge about family birthdays and anniversaries….
Then again, you might find yourself wandering over your to your dear sister’s apartment for an evening of Thursday TV and, after no fewer than NINETEEN Royal Wedding promos, turning to your sister to ask “Is someone getting married? Or, royally married, I should say?”
Me: *Long shocked stare*
G: *Long blank stare*